♛First Decree: Video {not in kimlasca anymore..}

[meritocracy]

[Hello Luceti! You might hear some frustrated murmurs of a girl who may or may not sound familiar before the screen opens up. Behind her are trees. You might notice that first—OR! The first thing you might notice is the bright gold/white wings on her back, or maybe it’s the twig she failed to find out of her curly golden hair, or maybe it’s the fact that her cat-green eyes look absolutely furious. She pauses, before she begins to speak, posture ramrod straight, lips pursed.]

I find myself in need of assistance, if you please. While I am not familiar with this sort of fontech, I know enough. To those that have successfully taken me away from my kingdom, listen very carefully.

[her lip curls slightly, a bit of that anger in her eyes slowly spreading to her otherwise regal tone of voice ]

I demand to know where I am, immediately. To those of you who are not involved in this ..this indecency [her cheeks color. This is wrong on so many levels. ] I request all the information you can offer me. [she raises her hand to try and reach back and touch what she knows is clearly a hurt back, but her shoulder lances with pain. What did her captors do to her? Dropping it at her side, she looks back at the screen, raising her chin. ]

You will be rewarded, I can promise you that. As for those of you who had the audacity to pull off this joke, take heed: [her voice rises]

How dare you carry out such a despicable act!. Anyone who considers taking away Kimlasca-Lanvaldear’s Princess in broad daylight without her consent is considered from this point an enemy of both herself and His Majesty, King Ingobert the Sixth. You have taken me from my Castle and my people, and I cannot forgive such injustice.

Once I return to my Father’s side, and I will return, you will be found, you will be judged, and you will be punished according to your actions.

[with one more scathing glare, the Princess shuts off the feed]

Comments

[all7seas]

Not sold. I don't bloody well know WHY they do it, but apparently the powers that be think it a lark to undress us when we arrive and put fantastical white clothing on our bodies. Our own clothing simply turns up elsewhere.

Don't ask me, lass---I'm just a pirate, here. I don't know the rhyme or reason of it.

[mykimlasca.livejournal.com]

Hmph..[ she just pouts..and sulks a little bit, before she sighs]

I suppose there's no point getting upset over it. This place makes no sense and I doubt it will any time soon. I should hope no one I know is here..

[all7seas]

The only man here from my world tried to hang me. [Said as though this is going to help her out in that regard.] You think they'll come after you, here? Your enemies? Not something to worry much about.

For one thing, if you die here, you come back in a week. Not so bad, eh? For another, there's lots of heroes who would protect you from that sort of thing. Batman and such.

[mykimlasca.livejournal.com]

For 'depravities'? Honestly, Captain, you really should be less reckless in that regard! Making enemies never benefits, you realize! [ HUFFPUFF.



pause. wow her face kind of falls]

Well..that's --reassuring.

[all7seas]

You ARE worried about this?! [He makes plenty of enemies; the rest he just owes money to.] And let me alone; I'll be as depraved as I like and no one can tell me differently.

[mykimlasca.livejournal.com]

You are very much depraved then, Captain. Escorting me to the bakery. I'm quite terrified!

[all7seas]

I've gone very wrong somewhere along the way. Not sure WHERE. But. Somewhere, I've buggered it. [Jack draws his fingers down his face and pinches the bridge of his nose before continuing in his escorting mission.]


Don't tell anyone about this, savvy?

[mykimlasca.livejournal.com]

I think pirates with decency are the best kind. Your secret is safe with me. [ and she even laughs a little. she cheered up now!! ]

[all7seas]

NO. Not dece--Tell them I've threatened you fiercely. [Another rock on the path earns a vicious kick.] Threatened you fiercely and you were terrified. Anything.

[mykimlasca.livejournal.com]

But I fear very little! [ she looks at him confusedly. ]

Ah, but---well, I suppose I was..so terrified I couldn't speak for hours! How does that sound?

[all7seas]

[So. Much. Sulking.] Good. Fine. That. Go with that.

[mykimlasca.livejournal.com]

Oh, are you pouting now? Captain, you're a pirate shouldn't you be going, 'ARR' or perhaps [ she's going to make a mean looking face ]

Like that!

[all7seas]

Princess, if you do not cease and desist I will carry you into town flung over my shoulder like a sack of not-royal potatoes. Savvy?

[mykimlasca.livejournal.com]

Well I never!


..I suppose that works too. [ GLARE ]

[all7seas]

[Oh, a glare! That was encouraging!] Better! See? Depraved, me. Not decent.

[Also? Smug. Very, very smug.]

[mykimlasca.livejournal.com]

[ she crosses her arms ]
You're certainly rude, that's for sure. No manners, you. [ HAH I TRIED YOUR PIRATEY LANGUAGE ]

[all7seas]

[That gets a rather approving smile, actually.] Good, good, very good---you may tell them that as well.

[mykimlasca.livejournal.com]

Insufferable, even! [ she makes a face ]

[all7seas]

Yes, yes---this is all very good. You may add all of that in.

[mykimlasca.livejournal.com]

So dastardly you walk Princesses to Welcome Centers in your spare time while stealing treasure! [ HAH. I mean what. ]

[all7seas]

That's it.

[He will make the attempt to pick her up and toss her---carefully--over his shoulder at this point.]

You were warned. Remember that.

[mykimlasca.livejournal.com]

W-What?! Don't you dare! [ she's going to be kicking, just fyi. ]

Put me down this instant!

[all7seas]

[Kick away, girlie. Kick away.]

Consider it this way, missy---no more sore feet for the present. And you're highly easy to carry, really, so shut it and I'll get you some cream puffs.

[mykimlasca.livejournal.com]

D-Did you just tell me to shut it?! Why you despicable---don't try to bribe me![ indignant grumbling, her gold-tinted white wings flap furiously. ]

[all7seas]

Creme puffs AND a cinnamon roll, is it? What about a cup of tea to wash all of that down?

[He tries to hold her legs still to tone down some of that kicking.]